Okay so this was meant to be a one-shot but they just kept talking in-one-long-incredibly-unbroken-sentence-moving-from-topic-to-topic-so-that-no-one-had-the-chance-to-interrupt-it-was-really-quite-hypnotic...
Sorry, I couldn't resist the Picard quote.
Point is they wouldn't shut up so here's some more of Shepard and Garrus being the biggest idiots this side of the galaxy...
Part One - [link]
Part Two - READING
Part Three - [link]
And then I made a comic a well: